So Cosmo, always the leader in dating tips for the modern woman, recommends if you spot a hottie in say, a bookstore, that you remove one of your earrings (they even go so far as to say hide it in your purse, I guess because they want to make sure you get the idea that you're supposed to have lost the earring. Get it?) then go over near the handsome target and linger for awhile. When he notices you hovering, absentmindedly touch your ear and then look around at your feet and exclaim that GASP! You seem to have lost your earring! Can he help you find it because men have much better vision than women! Naturally, he'll be inclined to help a damsel in distress, right? So they say. They also say it will "literally bring him to his knees." Ha! Oh that Cosmo, so clever.
But it got me thinking. Why stop there? I'm saying, why not up the ante and remove your PANTS (don't forget to hide them in your purse to fully embrace the the skills of the pick-up magician), and then when you "exclaim" that you seem to have lost your pants, he'll be like, Whoa, you need my help finding them? And you can be like, Heck yeah, they're my party pants, can't leave home - or this bookstore - without them! That way, not only do you subtly attract his attention, but you also portray yourself as classy, fun-loving, and yet responsible. A date, and possible future marriage (and at this rate, likely, children) is secured.
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