Capes, on the other hand, are one-size fits all.

I like my name. It's unique. I can 100% guarantee with little to no actual research or scientific fact, just general assumption, that no one in the world has my exact combination of First and Last-Last name. And in spite of the fact that my name caused momentary sadness as a kid when I would look for and never find a keychain or mug or other such pointless token of my existence to have my first name exactly as I spell it, or that the combination of names proved obnoxiously long when filling out scantron sheets for exams and I was still bubbling in the double Rs and double Zs of my double surname, while everyone else was well into the test, I feel I've grown to truly appreciate the cocktail. I do sometimes think my parents totally missed an amazing opportunity in not naming me Batman, though. I'd be famous, by now.